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When without money, keep pigs; 

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When have money, keep dogs.    


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When without money, eat wild vege at home ;    


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When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant. 


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When without money, ride bicycle;       


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When have money, ride exercise machine.  


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When without money, wish to get married; 


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When have money, wish to get divorced.    


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When without money, wife becomes secretary; 


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When have money, secretary becomes wife.     


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When without money, act like rich man;  


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When with money, act like poor man.    


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Man, O Man, never tells the truth: 


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Says share market is bad but keeps speculating; 


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Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.        


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Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;  


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Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.     


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Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;     


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Says heaven is good but refused to go.                        


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In the past, woman gives man her virginity;       


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Now, woman gives man her newborn baby        


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In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies; 


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Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous


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What is life about? 


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1 á¨ãÁõóíÞÕÕßÓ

At one, YOU are the top priority  


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10 á¨ãÁÍíΤò¸ß¾
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority 


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20 á¨ãÁõðãý____
At twenty, getting laid is the top priority    


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30 á¨ãÁòÅíÞÓßù÷
At thirty, a good career is top priority     


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40 á¨ãÁãóî§Û¡__
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority  


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50 á¨ãÁöèöèØ«íâ
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority   


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60 á¨ãÁÖÕÓ×ìÌíà
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority     


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70 ᨠãÁ ßÈßÈ ËíØÎ
At seventy, remembering something is top priority 


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80 á¨ãÁèôèôüÌüÌ
At eighty, moving around is top priority   


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90 á¨ãÁÚ»ã÷Û°ú¾
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority 


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100 á¨ãÁÎÐî¤ííß¾
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!  


100¼¼¿¡´Â º®¿¡´Ù ÃÊ»óÈ­ °Å´Â °ÍÀÌ ¿ì¼±ÀÌ´Ù.

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Wishing you all happiness! Be good!   


 





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